Top 10 Jokes

Locul 1

Sergiu Floroaia (Aristocratii) - "Prietena mea m-a invatat ca femeile sunt precum florile: pasionale, naturale si daca ai doua esti mort."

Locul 2

Jim Gaffigan - "Isn't it strange -- when you're single, all you see is couples, and when you're part of a couple, all you see are hookers."

Locul 3

Jerry Seinfeld - "I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?"

Locul 4

Adam Ferrara - "The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me."

Locul 5 :

Henny Youngman - "Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did."

Zach Galifianakis - "You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before."

Sergiu Floroaia (Aristocratii) - O prietena tocmai a nascut si mi-a zis "Ma simt precum Dumnezeu!" Am zis "Da?" - - "Da, am dormit doar o zi in ultima saptamana."

Locul 6

Jerry Seinfeld - "People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to."

Locul 7:

Jerry Seinfeld - "Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom."

Ellen DeGeneres - "My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."

Locul 8

Emo Phillips - "How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand."

Locul 9

Rodney Dangerfield - "Group sex? Are you kidding? I had group sex - My wife screwed me in front of the jury."

Steven Wright - "Someone sent me a postcard with a picture of the earth. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.' "

Locul 10

Rodney Dangerfield - "I tell ya, my wife likes to talk during sex. Last night, she called me from a motel."

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